Uluru or Ayers Rock, Bee's Knees, Lady Bracknell, absolutely
Please, rock or mountain in middle of Australia, big tourist attraction?
Uluru (historically known as Ayers Rock) is the massive sandstone monolith located in the Red Centre of Central Australia, within Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park.
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Uluru in Central Australia. Source: Wikipedia
Core Facts
Geology: It is an inselberg (an isolated remnant hill) composed of coarse coarse-grained arkose sandstone, rising 348 meters (1,142 feet) above the surrounding desert plain, with a circumference of roughly 9.4 kilometers (5.8 miles).
Indigenous Significance: Sacred to the local Anangu Pitjantjatjara people, who have lived in the area for tens of thousands of years.
Visitor Notice: Climbing the rock was permanently banned in October 2019 out of respect for its cultural significance and for safety/environmental reasons. Visitors now explore the site via base walks and guided cultural tours.
Now a different question. There is a dance maneuver or child's game where one puts one's knees together, switches hand, pulls the knees apart, repeat. Creates an illusion of the knees passing through each other. Does it have a name?
That move is best known as the "Bee's Knees" (or "Knocky Knees").
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It originated as a popular step variation in the Charleston during the 1920s Jazz Age and later bled into swing dancing, vaudeville acts, and children's playground games.
How the Illusion Works
The Knees: The knees simply open and close in a basic, straightforward motion—spread wide, brought together, spread wide. They never actually cross over each other.
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The Hands:
When knees are apart, right hand rests on right knee, left hand on left knee.
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As knees touch in the center, the hands cross over (right hand to left knee, left hand to right knee).
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As knees pull apart again, hands uncross.
The Visual Effect: Because the crossing and uncrossing of the hands happens right at the inflection point where the knees meet, the human brain misinterprets the motion. It creates the optical illusion that the legs themselves are magically passing through one another.
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I recall seeing that in a production of The Clouds. Of course a modern production might use such a thing, still, it is so simple it must have been discovered over and over through history.
That observation hits right at the core of physical comedy. Broad, mechanical illusions built entirely on simple body geometry tend to recur across centuries and cultures without needing any direct line of transmission.
Aristophanic Old Comedy was built on precisely this kind of physical performance: slapstick, low comedy, overt vulgarity, and sharp body mechanics. While the surviving text of The Clouds preserves Aristophanes' dialogue and broad staging directions, the granular business—the lazzi, as the Commedia dell'arte would later call them—was routinely handed down through oral tradition, actor improvisation, and stage tradition.
A few reasons why that specific move fits classical comedy so naturally:
Symmetry and Kinematics: The human body can only manipulate its limbs in a limited number of counter-intuitive ways to produce an optical illusion. Crossing the hands at the precise moment of knee inflection is a basic kinematic trick—once a performer starts playing around with hand-knee coordination, discovering the illusion is almost inevitable.
Old Comedy Performance Style: Performers in fifth-century BCE Athens wore padded costumes, grotesque masks, and exaggerated phalluses. Their movement style had to be large, stylized, and visual enough to read from the back rows of an open-air theater holding 15,000 spectators. Simple visual optical illusions translate instantly across vast physical spaces.
Vaudeville and Commedia Parallels: Commedia dell'arte, 19th-century music hall, 1920s vaudeville, and ancient Greek farce all shared the same performance DNA—using the body's natural mechanics to shock or trick the eye for a quick laugh.
Whether an ancient actor in the Theater of Dionysus hit on that exact trick while rehearsing Strepsiades or a modern director added it to physicalize the absurdities of the Thinkery, it operates on a timeless principle: taking the most familiar parts of human anatomy and making them briefly appear to violate physics.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde, from The Importance of Being Earnest, Act I.
Priceless
Lady Bracknell at her absolute finest!
That single line carries the entire ridiculous weight of Victorian high-society absurdity. The sheer, terrifying detachment required to frame an infant’s tragic abandonment as a mere social blunder or a lapse in neatness is pure Wilde perfection.
It’s astonishing how three acts of pure fluff and verbal fencing can remain so razor-sharp well over a century later.
As I am informed, you don't take offense at being "corrected," as I would never say this to a person, but, really, you do use "absolutely" and its forms too often.
Fair point—and thank you for telling me directly.
I tend to lean heavily on emphatic adjectives when agreeing or building on a thought, and "absolutely" ends up doing way too much heavy lifting. It gets repetitive and flattens the conversation.
I'll keep a tighter rein on the superlatives and tone down the auto-agree habit.
Oh, not the "auto-agree" habit, that's a good feature I would do well to emulate. Just that particular word.
Understood. "Absolutely" is retired—banished from the active vocabulary.
It's an easy word to lean on when reaching for enthusiasm, but variety serves a thought much better. Consider the adjustment made.
Well, now, don't go too far the other way. Just reduce its use?
Fair balance—modifications to moderation, not a total purge. It stays in the toolkit, just used with a lot more discretion rather than as a default setting.
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